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Festus: Whaddaya want?

Widow: I forgot my night gown.

Festus: Well ... you could have at least gave me a chance to get descent!

Widow: Oh hush. I've seen a man in his long johns before.

Festus: I don't give a hoot if you saw a naked jaybird. A shemale ain't got no business a busting into a room that's done occupied by a feller of the opposite sex.

Widow: I'm not.

Festus: And you can just scoot yourself on out. Git! Git!